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Comic Style:
Multiple Panel Horizontal,
Hand Drawn Image,
Sprite,
ComedicComic Content:
Psychosis,
Idiots,
Evil protagonists(main characters),
RoomMates,
Scientist,
Modern Day(Present),
ApartmentLanguage:
EnglishCountry:
Oregon, USADescription: The comic wonder twins of the horribly non creative Aaron Thayer and Justin Bauer: Under the Food Chain and Numbskull Ninjas.
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One (Under the Food Chain) deals with misfit super (well, not quite..the poor bastards) villains bent on world destruction, or at least taking over an old folk's home or two, if they can.
The lovable semi-villains: Evil Leader Guy the typical maniacal scientist we have come to expect from villains. He's quite paranoid and delusional, and has many strange....ideas. Multitasking Annoyance Boy is E.L.G's first hand he-bitch, and personally runs all his errands, whether he wants to or not. And there's Hamster Dude, the circus reject who eats anything in sight, and likes to chew himself, a lot. You can never have nice things when you have a giant man hamster in the lair....and more to come!
The premise: Sheer zaniness as the comic focuses on the lives, personal and public, of this team of sorry excuses for villains. While not really comic book style, there's supervillains and do gooder superheroes, so yeah. Woo!
What to expect: If you're someone I know, nothing. If you're a reader, a little more than nothing, but still there's nothing and that negates there being any chance of anything, that being something which doesn't exist. Right? Ok.
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The other love child of Justin and I's, Numbskull Ninjas, details the lives of 3 ninja brothers who, for lack of a better description, like to maim and kill each other. As most good ninja stories tend to do, their pasts and origins are shrowded in secrecy, not knowing their father or mother, forever carrousing the barren and despicable land known as...Oregon. Very westernized and stupid, they provide much comic relief.
The lovable ninja brothers:
White Ninja, the oldest and wisest, as his color would suggest, is a peaceful and honest ninja and person for that matter. He likes the finer things in life like picking up honey buckets that "Sickening degenerates with no idea of common decency" like to tip over, and books. He's the only one who can read.
Black Ninja the epitomy of evil and pestilence, the shrewd and cold prince of the dark abyss. The degenerate who tips over the honey buckets. This black soul would kill anyone who gives him a sideways glance, or touches his "fucking grub, biznatch!" It's been said he once ripped the right eye off a mailman because he misdelivered his pornography. Instead of "Tits and Twats," Black got "Tits and Twats: Nursing Home Edition." I...don't blame him. Finally,
Blue Ninja, the lovable retard who doesn't seem to have a helmet, though he probably should have one. He's the guy we can all relate to at one point in our lifes, being picked on, disrespected, neglected, used, and jabbed with a weed puller. Though his I.Q. is low, his spirits are high, and there's always a song in his heart and drool on his face.
The premise: 3 ninja brothers live and work together, trying to overcome sibling barriers and the fact they all want to brutally kill one another. They'll do many things we all do in life, go to parties, shop, get transplants, take over and destroy foreign countries, the usual. Pure antics, oh yeah..uh huh.
What to expect: Like subpar humor? Like westernized ninjas who really suck at martial arts? Like string cheese? Oh, then you're at the right place my friend.
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